@ShadowTodd: Literally my professional life
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@SirEviscerate: [Lab] Co-worker: "Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?" Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.
@HatfieldAnne: Sure I could kill you with kindness, but let’s see what else is lying around first.
@MicheleAKALips: When life hands you 3 kids..... You add the lemons to some vodka and hide in the closet.