@thetigersez: Literally nothing gives me more anxiety than when someone asks me what I like to do for fun.
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@JiminyKicksIt: I'm not suggesting Cher is a nazi, but at no point during "If I Could Turn Back Time" does she mention killing Hitler.
@timdonakowski: When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?" I'm funny that way.
@Cheeseboy22: My driver's license says I'm an organ donor but jokes on them because I have a piano.
@chrissyteigen: i have a very sore throat & your suggestion of a shot of whiskey only helped in the way that i no longer care about my extremely sore throat