@thetigersez: Literally nothing gives me more anxiety than when someone asks me what I like to do for fun.
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@Kendragarden: I wish I lived in the 20s so I could wear hats, smoke cigarettes and say stuff like, "Hey big cheese, this giggle water is the cat's meow."
@ArfMeasures: [Bank] ROBBER: Look, as long as everyone is cool, no-one will die *I walk in* ROBBER [picks up gun] well, guess what, everyone
@SethMacFarlane: I wish I could explain to my cat that when I sneeze it doesn't mean the world is ending.
@hippieswordfish: ME: isn't this great?? WIFE: not really ME: *looks down from the top bunk* what's wrong