@NymphoFor: Little do you know that in my head I've already married you, divorced you, and hidden your body.
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@CopBroughtPizza: i'm reading this thesaurus. it's really interesting, or should i say... very interesting.
@DanMentos: Today I learned two things: 1. Build-A-Bear Workshop only lets you stuff fake animals 2. Mall security guards get to use real handcuffs
@frankzulla: I still remember taking down that bullying 12 year old on the playground like it was yesterday. My Dad was so proud. Ah, to be 30 again!