@ValeeGrrl: Little does the bus driver know, that "I love you" I shout after my kids every morning is for him too.
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@Manda_like_wine: Whenever you're having a bad day, think of the guy who has to put the circus tent back in its bag.
@mortimermaiden: *signing sign in sheet* (to myself): This will be worth a lot once I'm famous. Hospital Nurse: Alright let's get that pea out of your ear.
@NikiWithIssues: You can't give me a mini fan at work and expect me not to spend the whole morning pretending I'm a model doing a photo shoot. It's science.