@ValeeGrrl: Little does the bus driver know, that "I love you" I shout after my kids every morning is for him too.
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@WritePlay: PRIEST: The couple has chosen to write their own vowels HER: Shouldn't it be - HIM: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@KalvinMacleod: HER: I'm ending this ME: why? HER: you’re way too literal ME: I promise I can change HER: prove it ME: *puts on a different shirt*
@Angrytrashman: I grew up in a time where your mothers saliva was the most powerful cleaning agent around.
@SteveKoehler22: I needed to get a shipment of almonds to the airport quickly. It was so weird to call Uber and ask if they could drive me nuts.