@Spaziotwat: Little known fact: a penguin's head can rotate 390 degrees. Once.
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@weinerdog4life: No time to explain, I need 300 copies of this cat! *throws cat at Kinko's employee
@aka_fatman: Papa Bear: I wish he'd Mackle more. Mama Bear: I wish he'd Mackle less. Baby Bear: I tore the throat out of a girl who stole our porridge.
@leifromloihi: oh the aliens aren't speaking to us right now because idk they're pissed that we flaked out on that pyramid project they started or whatever