@Spaziotwat: Little known fact: a penguin's head can rotate 390 degrees. Once.
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@ClichedOut: "Opps" is my favorite typo because it suggests the thrill of a secret counterinsurgency.
@EndhooS: Bee: I got a stinger bro! Dung beetle: Nice! [enters gods office] Sorry I'm late. Whats my special power? God: [clearly annoyed] Eating shit
@scottthetwat: The FBI agents that will eventually search your basement won't be able to sleep for a very long time.