@QwertyJones3: Little known fact, Alvin wore the big A on his shirt because he slept around.
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@jacob_swift16: Don't be afraid to put yourself out there. The worst that can happen is embarrassment, social shame and everyone thinking you're an idiot
@TheTimmyToes: [finally rich enough to go to a tailor] "How can I help you sir?" One clothes please!
@topaz006: Frizzy hair? Coconut oil No shaving cream? Coconut oil Dry skin? Coconut oil Relationship problems? Coconut oil Bad credit? Coconut oil