@QwertyJones3: Little known fact, Alvin wore the big A on his shirt because he slept around.
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@13spencer: “If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you-“ *interrupting* haha, he said prick
@trumpetcake: Spent the day dressed as a bee, gently bumping myself against my neighbor's sliding-glass door. Got the hose twice.
@weinerdog4life: Honey, I made the news! Apparently that old lady I fought at the library wasn't a ghost
@Papa_Mex: Either the dude in the bathroom was having a surprise birth, or he needs to eat a LOT less hay in his diet....