@valerie_tosi: Little known fact: Arizona's state flower is pavement.
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@Dawn_M_: I will let someone cut the line I'm waiting in, but only if they let me braid their hair from behind.
@bourgeoisalien: I misspelled "marriage" and Auto Correct changed it to "mirage." What do you know that I don't, Auto Correct?
@Mikecanrant: When my gang enters a brawl, we take small steps forward while snapping in unison. Jeff does a flip off a wall too. Its pretty intimidating.