@JennInTheCorner: Little known fact: Fergie stopped making music cuz she ran out of words she knew how to spell.
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@DeadLioness: What we all have in common is how extra stupid we look when we stop everything and focus on removing a stray hair from our tongue.
@AimeeHelene1: *husband comes outside* "What are all the neighbors out here laughing about?" *sees me trying to skateboard to the mailbox*
@Easy_Tiger__: People who take things literally on twitter, stop. Wait. First take this tweet literally, then stop.