@TheMichaelRock: Live a little, ask her "are ya done?" while she's still yelling at you.
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@E_lok44: Me: What kind of stupid phone you got there? Him: Windows phone Me: Oh [takes it and lobs it out the window] Yes it is
@Mr_Kapowski: Contrary to what my voicemail will lead you to believe, I am in fact not sorry for missing your call
@Taryn_: Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is you're a dumb ass and you make poor decisions.