@rcromwell4: Live, laugh, love, dress up like a clown and wander around the woods at night
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@SortaBad: Priest: Do you take this woman to be your wife? Me: "I do" Priest: Ok can you say it again without using finger quotes while you do it
@daemonic3: My kid asked for help with her report but if I did it for her she won't learn! So I showed how to google, change name, & print on her own.
@canadasandra: Wanna know what it's like being married? Chain yourself to a wild animal. Now kick the animal.