@Tmoney68: Liverpool sounds like the most disgusting place in the world to hold a swim meet.
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@juliussharpe: With all the conflicts in the world, the board game Risk has taught me the first thing we should do is invade Australia.
@maebemarbles: Yeah, I'm basically a Pokemaster. *waves vaguely at shelves of confused squirrels in partially sealed Tupperware containers*
@iGreenMonk: My girlfriend says she doesn't trust me. At least that's one thing she has in common with my wife.
@XplodingUnicorn: Me: Can I have some of your candy? 3-year-old: Can I have some of your beer? Me: 3: Me: 3: Me: Deal. Wife: NO!