@Tmoney68: Liverpool sounds like the most disgusting place in the world to hold a swim meet.
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@stuckinaportal: *walks in on son making batman & iron man action figures kiss* wtf? "dad i can explain" u should never EVER mix the dc & marvel universes
@murrman5: dave is coming to play poker "dave from college or dave who walks like he's in a video game?" [dave takes 3 tries to walk through open door]
@Fred_Delicious: Apparently the rebooted bible will feature a female Jesus, and Moses will be a raccoon