@pakalupapito: livin la vida broka
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@woodmuffin: Why don't they have a WHITE history month?? Why don't they have NON-handicapped parking spaces? Why's there no cemetery for ALIVE people??
@adamhess1: Boss: and you're sure you know the names of all the vegetables? Sign maker on his 1st day: ...yes
@KrunkedRobot: My email password has been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.
@sixfootcandy: Not to brag, but my antics at work resulted in several items being added to the employee manual.