@bencoffeehall: Living in Switzerland wouldn't be so bad. The flag is a plus.
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@Nickadoo: On Twitter, people respect you for sharing your deepest, darkest flaws. Unless those flaws are typos, in which case, die in a fire.
@Prof_Hinkley: I was doing CPR on a co-worker for 5 minutes before someone told me that's just how she laughs
@AndyAsAdjective: Stuck behind a school bus & locked in an intense staring contest w/ a kid at the back. I'm 45 min. off course but I'm not gonna let him win.
@meganamram: Just heard about this teacher who had sex with her student. Another reason I won't send MY dog to obedience school