@bencoffeehall: Living in Switzerland wouldn't be so bad. The flag is a plus.
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@P1ssed_K1d: If "she'll be riding six white horses when she comes", she's probably a little more woman than I can handle.
@AimeeHelene1: Wanted to respond with "Perfect!" but accidentally sent "Pervert!" That's my cue to leave. And sorry, Steve, you're probably not a pervert.
@FauxFawx: *calls 911* Hey, I found some big guns. *Cops surround the house. I come outside flexing and get shot 263 times.*
@NotthatAdamWest: Jean shorts on men should be called Danny Dukes. Or Daisy Dons. Or maybe just Poor Life Choices.