@shadygeekdad: Living well isn't the best revenge. A crowbar to the head is the best revenge.
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@SirEviscerate: WIFE: (watching news) Someone broke into the Smithsonian Museum last night. ME: (wearing an original pair of ruby slippers) That's weird.
@DirtMcTurd: "You get a Bible! You get a Bible! You get a Bible! You all get Biibbbllleess!!!! ~Poprah
@VanGobot: *falls down several flights of stairs, breaking multiple bones* ME: *into headset mic* I'm in