@withanewname: [looking at pics] Where's that? -Hawaii Where's that? -Jamaica Daddy where was I? -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'?

@040204Lawson: It only took four men to wallpaper my house, but I had to slice them really thin.

@stuzario: Court her the old fashioned way by doing late night burnouts in front of her house

@WheelTod: Always use a fish knife when eating fish, a tomato knife when eating tomato, and a Swiss Army knife when eating a member of the Swiss army.

@DosieDoe: I really don't have much respect for those that take drugs and alcohol. Like Customs, for example.