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@NoTheOtherJohn: Me: *Rubbing Chin* Why am I always hungry 30 mins after I eat Chinese food? Chin: [pushing my hand away}I dunno man I just deliver the food.
@KKAlThani: Drink coffee. It saves lives. One cup will decrease your chances of murdering someone in the morning.
@iAmDelFreaky: If I could set people on fire with a single stare, a lot of innocents would die. "Sorry sir, we are closed." FIRE! "Good morning." FIRE!
@WarrenHolstein: Janay Rice says the elevator attack was all part of God's plan. God must not like her very much.