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@ComedicBust: Whenever I wear a suit I spend the entire time talking into my collar and sleeve, because if I’m going to be uncomfortable, I’m going to at least pretend to be a spy.
@jdforshort: Sneaks into your house and removes all the labels from your canned goods. Shuffles them well.
@realHamOnWry: My inner child just threatened to call Social Services if I don't eat ice cream for supper tonight.