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@DurtMcHurtt: [laying on the hood of a car, gazing at the stars] I bet zebras make piano sounds when you pet them.
@devansgorock: Pro Tip: don't believe everything on Twitter. Y'all said throw her up against the wall to keep her happy. Karen from accounting. Not Happy.
@kwirkyKerri: I don't wish anybody dead, but a well placed nasty rash on you would kind of make my day.