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@TCsSideBitch: *standing outside your house I was totally going to stalk you but... *pets your dog instead
@Loli_Sug: Never kick a porcupine wearing flip flops. Cause they're obviously on vacation and why ruin their holiday?
@bourgeoisalien: I like this time of year because I can dig graves in my front yard and people think it's just a cute Halloween display