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@Molly_Kats: WHO ARE YOU RUNNING FROM IN YOUR OWN APARTMENT YOU FAT MONSTER NEIGHBOR I shout to my ceiling.
@neonwario: I excuse myself to the washroom before I order You walk in and see me, leaning towards the mirror repeating "I'll have the hamburger please"
@fro_vo: Teacher: remember class, there are no stupid questions Me: *raises hand* Teacher: i just said, no stupid questions Me: *lowers hand*
@markydoodoo: [GOD INVENTING MUSHROOMS] GOD: most of them are fine ANGEL: what about the ones that aren't? God: you get high or... you DIE Angel: dude