@CalebOtoki: LMFAO THE NAVY OUT THEIR DAMN MINDS
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@3sunzzz: If I owned a bar, the only food I'd serve would be warm buns and it would have a dance floor. I would name it Abundance. I am so sorry.
@MrsTomServo: Monopoly banker (inspecting check): Um, I'm gonna have to call the manager. Giant metal shoe: I've been doing business here FOR 20 YEARS.
@globetrottgirl: It's so cold in south florida, I just saw an iguana kill a squirrel and use it as a scarf.
@trentistweeting: "doctor, help! my son shattered one of his kneecaps!" it's ok, the human body can survive on one kid-knee