@CalebOtoki: LMFAO THE NAVY OUT THEIR DAMN MINDS
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@heartbread: sometimes i remember i was part of the nsa hack back in spring / that all my data is currently floating around china and i'm like "cool"
@dorkwing_duck: The scene where Indiana Jones swaps the bags and runs from a boulder but it's me trying to eat a cookie without my kid seeing me
@TexasHickspanic: I can only please one person a day, and i already pleased myself this morning.. so y'all are screwed!
@longwall26: Just a reminder that your coworkers aren't going to get eaten by bears on their own. You have to make that happen. You have to want it.