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@thenatewolf: I have a hot house to protect me from the cold outside. Inside my hot house I have a smaller cold house to protect my food from the heat of my hot house.
@tinatbh: All my friends look like a Victoria's Secret model and I look like a Victoria sponge cake
@Maxine12333: Always keep your head up and stand proud! That way your double chin won't show in your pictures.
@itshotterhere: Apparently, if you jump out of a plane wearing parachute pants, it doesn't break your fall at all. But you can carry about a hundred combs.