@Theilluminati80: Lobsters gonna lobst.
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@Crunch11b: Every time someone says, "at least it's a dry heat," I want to stab them with a box cutter. *at least it's a short knife.
@BonaFideIntent: Me: LARGE FRY! McDonald's Manager: Ma'am, you can't use the drive-thru riding a stick pony. Please leave NOW Me: I WILL CUT YOU! *sirens*
@EricaLynnz: If you're driving a getaway car just remember the best way to lose the cops is to ship them via the post office