@Theilluminati80: Lobsters gonna lobst.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@DamienFahey: I get more excited seeing my luggage on a baggage carousel than I do seeing a person I know.
@AnemoneOh: Date: what kind of work do you do? Me: I dabble in real estate [Dad yells down the stairs] She visits open houses and eats the free cheese
@artsofdrawing: *During math test* My answer: 28. Answer choices: 17, 19, 26, 45. Me: "well 26 is closer to 28, so that must be the answer."