@pakalupapito: lobsters would be proud of themselves if they knew how expensive they were
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@hazelmotes1: I read an article about a stolen dog being reunited with its owner and it made me feel good to think maybe someone will steal my dog one day
@mattgallo123: Oh dear... I should get out of the way, he's probably trying to catch a bad guy. -me getting pulled over
@jwoodham: Backseat drivers are the worst. They're always like "the light is red!" and "don't text and drive!" and "oh god, I think that was a person!"