@apparentlysmart: Lois Lane was fired from the Daily Planet after she knocked Clark Kent's glasses off and then panicked thinking a plane was in the building.
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@literalporn: WHITE PEOPLE COLONIZED AND ENSLAVED THE WORLD IN SEARCH OF SPICES AND DIDN'T USE A DAMN ONE
@TheTweetOfGod: The only way to make conservatives feel threatened by climate change is to convince them the climate is gay.
@Quartzjixler: I had professional respect for you but then you said "recognizance" when you meant 'reconnaissance.'