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@1KelliBelle: LOL at people with only 99 problems
What's that like?
@DanMentos: Mickey: ok but that'll be $20 extra
*Mickey puts on bow and heels*
@Hormonella: "I love this song!"
"This is my favorite song!"
"I love this song!"
"No, THIS is my favorite song!"
~ Me, listening to my own playlist
@noog: [white house staff meeting]
Obama: Any questions?
*Biden raises hand*
Obama: Spongebob is yellow Joe.
*Biden returns to coloring book*
@BurroFuma: I keep waiting for my Cadbury Creme Eggs to hatch into Cadbury Creme Chickens, but no luck so far. And sitting on them certainly didn't help
@AverageClo: Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?
WHAT IF FRANK LIED!?
WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!?