@AGreaterMonster: LOL at the neighbor kids who didn't realize I keep my piranhas in the hot tub.
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@Parker_Simpson: The year is 2065. Every adjective once used to describe another person is now deemed offensive. Noone's left their homes in years.
@_NTFG_: A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
@thedailymarker: When life gives me lemons, I make lemon meringue pie..because lemonade is for amateurs...& because I'm gay..& we always take it up a notch.