@AGreaterMonster: LOL at the neighbor kids who didn't realize I keep my piranhas in the hot tub.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@LurkAtHomeMom: Take a day off. Pamper yourself. Visit a spa. Pour melted wax on ur body. Rip the hair out by the roots. Inject poison into ur face. Relax.
@Jandalize: Horrifically awaiting the day all the shampoo bottles in my shower decide to squeeze me back.
@mean_crow: "Someone's been sleeping in my bed!" said mommy bear. "Who hasn't" muttered daddy bear. "What?! You wanna do this now, in front of the kid!"
@noog: Wolverine: You know what I can't heal? Jean: What Logan? Wolverine: A broken heart *professor x starts laughing from the other room*