@Smiilze: "LOLZ"? Really? Did you laugh so loud you fell asleep?
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@Mr_Kapowski: 8 year old daughter: I wish I had been born a twin Me: You were a very hungry fetus- Wife: Ok that's enough time with Dad for today
@Danny_McH2O: Kids, no one will ever understand you like your high school love. Get pregnant and marry them right away. You know better than everyone.
@ChrisScarlette: *i put two straws in my drink* gf: awhh :) me: hell ya double barrel *i use both straws*
@JimmerThatisAll: The problem with Chinese food is an hour later you feel like hacking the Pentagon again.