@Smiilze: "LOLZ"? Really? Did you laugh so loud you fell asleep?
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@robfee: Johnny Depp could lose 250 hands of strip poker in a row and wouldn't even have all his thumb rings off yet.
@Ideal_Victoria: [during sex] Him: it'd be nice if you were a little more enthusiastic Me: *pulls out giant foam finger*
@Sarcasticsapien: This world would be a much better place if some people's mothers would've just had a headache.