@Smiilze: "LOLZ"? Really? Did you laugh so loud you fell asleep?
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@Mr_Kapowski: Q: When is Santa's birthday? A: Since Santa comes once a year and he's married, Santa's birthday is December 25th
@InsouciantMan: Wife sees me naked at least once a day every day. How do you apologize properly for something like that?
@fillthevacuum: Why do we never see "Side effects may include spontaneous happiness, explosive giggling, uncontrollable hugging, and diarrhea"?