@thomaswhitehead: London is like the best era of Batman at the moment. Well-orchestrated mild commuter panic and Prince stalking the streets.
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@mllebeckyrose: 2014: lost 10 lbs, saved $135, ate $135 worth of candy, gained 10 lbs
@squirrel74wkgn: [tearing off our clothes] Her: I want you. Take off your shoes. *kicks flip-flop through her TV*
@RubyMay83700676: Ugh. Ribbed condoms don't even taste like ribs
@ItsAndyRyan: Me: Is there any particular way you don't want your name pronounced? Percy: Not per se
@trentistweeting: Bee Gees Songs: Saturday Night Fever Sunday Night Scurvy Monday Night Measles Tuesday Night Typhoid Wednesday Night Whooping Cough
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