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@petemandik: [long ago]
A: Ok, so let's mush a tree to pulp and then make flat thingies out of it.
B: Great idea. Write that down.
A: Where?

[long ago]
A: Ok, so let’s mush a tree to pulp and then make flat thingies out of it.
B: Great idea. Write that down.
A: Where?

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