@tigersgoroooar: Long, satanic walks on the beach.
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@BareChesty: You know your driving really sucks when your GPS says "After 300 yards, stop and let me out"
@samalmightysam: I don't know why Coca-Cola and Pepsi are fighting over what Santa drinks, everybody knows that big fat belly can only come from beers.
@jimmytorosian: Me: That tree is impeckable "Don't you mean impeccable?" *cut to woodpecker with a broken beak* Me: No. Also how did you pick up on that?