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@tigersgoroooar: Long, satanic walks on the beach.
@QuietPsycho: HR: know why you're here?
Me: I put my tongue in the candy cutter
Union: well..unsafe..but fired?
HR: the candy cutter's name is Trish
@causticbob: Roses are red,
violets are blue,
this poem is overused,
just like your mum.
@thatUPSdude: Her; My phones dead let me use yours
Me; (throws phone out car window) oh I must of left it at home
@JediGigi: [at bar]
Him: Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?
Me: I peed my pants.
@breatheandlove: Both her name and her living situation suggests that the dwarves MAY have been referring to Snow White when they sang, 'high ho.'