@weinerdog4life: Long story short, hitler beat me up and has my time machine.
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@ch000ch: got bored and went to Home Depot wearing an orange apron to see how good i am at making up answers to peoples home repair questions
@HomeProbably: I was asked to babysit once but it didn't go very well. You're not meant to sit on them.
@Adyaces: No matter how much I shake my phone, you still won't come out. Are you stuck? I think you're stuck.
@TheGladStork: Work tip: if you're going to ask your boss if you can "work from home", don't use air quotes.