@weinerdog4life: Long story short, hitler beat me up and has my time machine.
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@MyHairyLife: I will not eat a donut. I will not eat a donut. I will not eat... I will not eat a third donut. I will not eat a third donut.
@ThisOneSayz: Am I winning or losing at parenting if my 3yo says, "ooohhh chicken nuggets!" as I pull up to the security booth at a gated community?
@1Happytwit: You don't need to use your words if you're carrying a machete. People just seem to figure it out.