@TheMichaelRock: Look, all I'm saying is that the dinosaurs didn't drink alcohol and look what happened to them.
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@fro_vo: [space shuttle] Captain: prepare for landing Me: roger that C: reverse thrusters M: sretsurht lol C: lol *we smash full speed into the moon*
@sirmunchie: For Valentine's Day my GF upped my life insurance policy. Unrelated, anyone know why there's a ticking sound coming from underneath my car?
@jonesination: "The Ugly Duckling" has a great message. Everything in life will work itself out once you become physically attractive.