@skin_and_i: "Look at me! I'm a ninja!" - 4yo not getting the whole ninja concept yet.
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@markhoppus: Parents, talk with your children about the importance of saving frequently so they won't have to restart at the beginning of the level.
@cray_at_home_ma: Me, to all my kids before the age of 2. "No screens allowed." On their 2nd birthday, handing over iPad. "This is your mother now."
@Matt_The_1st: I may not be able to out run the zombies when they come, but this cheeseburger is going to make me taste great
@joshgondelman: The best argument for "the sequel is never as good as the original" is birds v. dinosaurs.