@jessokfine: Look at you, putting your bag of popcorn into a bowl like the Queen of England.
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@thebeckyard: "Mom, you need to calm down with how much cheese you've been buying." *silently writes him out of my will*
@AngelaEhh: My bladder has been tested on this road trip. I still don't know how far a 'mile' really is but I can drive 75 of them before I have to pee.
@realHamOnWry: It just seems crazy that the final apocalypse could be started by a guy who says "You're fired" every time he launches a nuke.