@jessokfine: Look at you, putting your bag of popcorn into a bowl like the Queen of England.
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@speevis: Back from my bike ride and I feel fit as a fiddle ... the fiddle, ya know, that most athletic of instruments...
@2thestreetz: *lights scented candle* *accidentally burns down house* *everyone agreed that it smelled amazing*
@IamEnidColeslaw: the women in tampon commercials should switch places with the women in antidepressant commercials