@jessokfine: Look at you, putting your bag of popcorn into a bowl like the Queen of England.
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@NicestHippo: If you think you're bad with words, imagine the first guy to say "There there" when consoling someone
@iwearaonesie: me wife me wife me: I didn't know it was for you wife [covered in soda because I shook the can up when my kid asked for one]
@ruinedpicnic: "I want you back in my arms..." - me, drowsily, to the bag of blood hanging beside the donation bed