@DBMaxP: Look... don't end your presentation with "Are there any questions?" & then get all pissy when I ask if you can ride a unicycle.
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@mrtruthandsoul: According to WebMD, I either have the Ebola virus or I just sat on my car keys :/
@onion_an: Wife: He keeps his friend close so he doesn't lose him Therapist: Not a bad thing Me [yawns and a bee flies from my mouth]: Come back Alan
@metafroth: If I could time travel I'd go to my funeral and take names of people who seemed to be handling it a little too well.