@Lazer_Cat_: Look grandma. You told me to bring something to the wake. If you meant a casserole, you should have said so. Now help me load this drum kit.
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@kristikat7: If I was Snow White you'd never be able to kill me with an apple...you'd have to poison an eclair or something...
@fightforfood: There's no dumb questio— "Why'd my parents get divorced?" See. His parents most likely split up because he's an interrupting little shit
@MarkusJ: finally, the ants are going to rise up and claim their rightful place as masters of this wretched planet