@KKAlThani: Look, I might not take a bullet for you but I'd push someone else in front of you which is practically the same thing.
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@alliejane_508: I once left a love note on the wrong car, so yeah, you should totally trust me with important paperwork.
@WritePlay: *robbing a bank with a chainsaw* Me: GIVE ME ALL Y- Teller: WHAT M: GIVE ME THE MONEY T: SIR YOU CAN'T HAVE THAT IN HERE M: WHAT
@Browneyed_mama: I think my dog goes out at night to drink with her doggie friends. At least she can't drive because that would be ridiculous.