@wickedsuga: Look, if all you have is candy corn in this van, I'm going to have to get out.
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@stevefrigley: Just recorded my boss yelling at someone on the phone. Guess who has a new ringtone.
@Kernsti: When my mom first saw my Facebook she was offended it said I was "interested in men" I think because she thought that was a list of hobbies
@i_theindian: Lovers decided to commit suicide. The boy jumped first. The girl did not. From that day, started the concept of...Ladies First. @Laugh_Riot