@wickedsuga: Look, if all you have is candy corn in this van, I'm going to have to get out.
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@shutupmikeginn: I have sloth-like reflexes "Don't you mean catlike reflexes?" [several hours later] No
@Reverend_Scott: Son, it's ur 18th birthday, so I got u a brand new car... "OMG DAD. WOW-" ...dboard box. "But-" Pack up, ur moving out birthday boy.
@Vodkantots: I bet if that Malaysian plane had stolen tweets, some of you guys would've found it already.