@wickedsuga: Look, if all you have is candy corn in this van, I'm going to have to get out.
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@slimpickins_: The problem with studying ancient Chinese art is I want some Mexican art a half an hour later.
@jazmasta: Buddy, If you get in a fight with me there'll only be 2 "hits"; You hitting me and my screams of pain hitting 100 decibels.
@AsgardianRose: Please stop putting flyers on my windshield in parking lots. I have no desire to see your new band called "Parking Violation".
@punmagnate: Sup girl, I hear u like bad boys *I open the wrong side of juice carton* *evil spirit flies out* Oh, so that's why they say don't do that