@wickedsuga: Look, if all you have is candy corn in this van, I'm going to have to get out.
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@living_marble: One thing books from 100 years ago teach us is that if you leave a baby in the jungle, it'll be fine. Better than fine, actually.
@AdamSerwer: In Trump's America, undocumented workers get rounded up. Employers who hire undocumented workers get cabinet nominations.
@HairyJew4Life: The doctor just told my girlfriend and I that the baby is coming early. Like father, like son.