@wickedsuga: Look, if all you have is candy corn in this van, I'm going to have to get out.
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@Reverend_Scott: If someone posts a picture of their kid on Facebook making a stupid face, I like to comment with, "Oh, NOW I see the resemblance!"
@Reverend_Scott: Call me old fashioned, but I think any woman that can open the lid of a jar by herself is a witch.
@jwoodham: DUMBLEDORE: Say hello to our new Defense Against The Dark Arts teacher, Professor Totally-Not-Working-For-Voldemort. SNAPE: Dude, seriously?