@Laser_Cat: Look, I'm not saying he's a bad dentist. I'm just saying maybe you should check his references.
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@FuckabillyRex: Just apologized to my dog for being a crazy person, and I could tell by the way she didn't respond that she's been thinking it for a while.
@wickedsuga: Don't just assume I'm crazy. Let this wedding album I photoshopped you into speak for itself.
@dafloydsta: ME: Not gonna make it in today. I hurt my updog. BOSS: What's updog? ME: Nothing much, prolly just gonna take a nap.