@jonnysun: look. life is bad. evryones sad. we're all gona die. but i alredy bought this inflatable boumcy castle so r u gona take ur shoes off or wat
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@TheCatWhisprer: They call cat people crazy but we're not the ones outside at 5AM every morning putting fresh dog poop into tiny baggies.
@E_lok44: Coyotes are dangerous, stay away. If you keep this in mind, you will lessen your chances of being hit by an anvil.
@OneFunnyMummy: I don't know why friends and family keep getting pregnant when I have two kids right here they can have.