@BuckyIsotope: Did you know that if everyone in the U.S. donated just one pint of blood, we could pour it over the Statue of Liberty and be hella cool?

@usermcuserface: It concerns me as a parent that damn near every Disney movie shows kids if your parents die you'll become royalty and have a great life.

@MRagaab: What I say: I'm on a diet. What my mom hears: please cook delicious food and buy chocolate.

@WhiskeySoured: If a bear is chasing you, don't run. Be very still and tweet about it because you're about to die.

@_TeaChap: I went on a date last night!nIt went really well...up until the moment the couple realized I was following them & promptly called the cops.