@jonnysun: look. life is bad. evryones sad. we're all gona die. but i alredy bought this inflatable boumcy castle so r u gona take ur shoes off or wat
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@slyoung5: A smile every mile will get you further faster but if that doesn't work, carjacking does.
@raniao2011: When I wake up at night, I reach out to you, I love you not for what you look like I love you for what you have inside. (Me to my fridge)
@BryMastas: I get Grumpy when I run out of Dopey.
@KBChicken75: "To each their own" Translation ~ one of us is right, and well... the other one is you.
@Coolisiana: (Date) "What's wrong?" Oh nothing I'm just a nervous hummer "Aw how cute!!" *perfectly hums the entire Jurassic Park theme at full volume*
COMMENTS