@SwanieChicken: "LOOK, MA!!!!! NO DIGNITY!!!!"
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@jaketapper: I'm trying to envision something more fitting than this election actually ending in a Biden-Trump fist fight and i cannot
@Fazio_N: "What aisle has the milk?" "Sir, this is a library." *whispers* "What aisle has the milk?"
@TheTimmyToes: I just want to be rich enough to say "that won't be necessary" when the police go to handcuff me
@jake_likes_naps: Her: are you single? [flashback to 2011 where I tried to kiss a girl but she turned away and I kissed her cheek] Me: haha idk