@SwanieChicken: "LOOK, MA!!!!! NO DIGNITY!!!!"
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@Iwriteforcats: [Sunday] God: Finally a day of rest. I could really use a chicken sandwich and a milkshake. *walks up to Chick-fil-A* OH COME ON!!
@YourKyness: Some guy commented on my all-black outfit today: "So whose funeral is it?" I told him I haven decided yet.
@TheBeerGuy73: Today I saw a bird shit on somebody for no apparent reason at all. Then I thought of you.