@SwanieChicken: "LOOK, MA!!!!! NO DIGNITY!!!!"
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@RxitWounds: POLICE! OPEN THE DOOR! What's the magic word? [Cut to them back at the station staring at a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off]
@TheMichaelRock: I've seen enough episodes of "Cops" to know that you should avoid all people with blurry faces.
@ChickenFrecklez: Rude coworker said something very dumb & mean to me. She blamed it on pregnancy brain. I asked her if she was having triplets.
@Contwixt: The day we decided such footwear would be called "flip-flops" was not our most creative moment.