@mzeld: Look ma no friends
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@rockymomax: [in hell journal day 211] I've asked if it was hot in here 932 times in 211 days. the dark lord is angry but he has nowhere else to send me
@TheFearBoners: When God closes a door, He opens a window. God does not give a shit about your electric bill.
@MichaelTrying: "He is usually nice and fills my dish, but this morning he stepped on my tail and I made an alarmed high pitched noise." -yelp review