@MattMcElaney: Look, mom, we can keep arguing about whether or not 28 is too old to live your parents but it's not gonna help us find my iguana any faster.
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@DanKCharnley: Don't make me take off my belt because then my pants would fall down and my body looks like an egg on toothpicks.
@ThisOneSayz: When you smile and laugh and pretend you heard a word they said. ~ Night club conversations and marriage
@Michael_Erhart: I'm gonna be a professional farmer when I grow up. I've been wanting to get in that field for years.