@Lovestained555: Look on the bright side, your insomnia keeps most of the spiders out of your mouth.
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@Rollinintheseat: I wish job sites ranked jobs by the level of human interaction you will have to deal with on a daily basis.
@lovemydogduck: My Phone autocorrected "wish you were here" to "wish you were beer" and I sent it anyways
@Reverend_Scott: wife: um, why is the zoo calling about a missing giraffe? me measuring the ceiling: no idea.