@Lovestained555: Look on the bright side, your insomnia keeps most of the spiders out of your mouth.
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@FrankConniff: I'm an Obama supporter but there's no escaping the harsh truth that Batman v Superman happened on his watch.
@just_evolved: When a killer makes you dig your own grave, throw the soil far away so he has trouble backfilling.
@SirEviscerate: You guys, I just submitted a tweet to Twitter, and they accepted it and put it on their website!