@Lovestained555: Look on the bright side, your insomnia keeps most of the spiders out of your mouth.
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@Book_Krazy: Jack is coming over. "Jack from work or Jack and the..." [a beanstalk comes up through the floor and crashes through the ceiling]
@Kendragarden: My mom just put a pic on Facebook that says, "Share if your daughter is beautiful AND smart." She tagged my sister.
@MableGertrude: I have friends. By that I mean I have pictures of me standing next to people on Facebook.
@WilliamAder: Macaroni Grill closed four locations here. I suspect the tendency of macaroni to fall through the grill had a lot to do with it.