@Lovestained555: Look on the bright side, your insomnia keeps most of the spiders out of your mouth.
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@DrDogMD: DR DOG: We need to talk about your weight. PATIENT: I'm not fat. I'm just big boned. DR DOG: *drooling everywhere* Just how big exactly?
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