@kumailn: "Look slightly worried." - picture advice from The Singer/Songwriter's Handbook
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@dshack8: I'm the guy in the meeting giving coworkers the throat slash motion when the boss says "Anybody have anything else 2 add before we adjourn?"
@Samzen_: All girls love surprises. I didn't know putting a snake in her handbag was wrong. We can't understand women.
@Baldylockzzz: Nothing says " My divorce didn't go as planned " quite like the guy with grocery bags hanging on the sides of his bicycles handlebars