@Cidisn: Look, woman, I'll do laundry when I'm out of clean clothes. *puts on skirt* I didn't say whose clothes.
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@murrman5: [waiting with friend for his test results] "I'm nervous" I'm sure you're fine *sees 2 doctors playing rock paper scissors outside room*
@LizzieEMB: Turns out when you're a grown up, you CAN do anything you want, you just have to deal with the fallout... *pizza dough plops on head*
@deskslave1: When I see crate of kittens in a pet store I think "oh a crazy cat lady starter kit!"
@envydatropic: I dunno but if I was a "doctor to the stars" I sure wouldn't be bragging about it these days