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@XplodingUnicorn: [looking at an old pic of me and my wife in college]

Me: Wow, you used to be hot

Wife: *death glare*

Me: ...but not as hot as you are now

[looking at an old pic of me and my wife in college]

Me: Wow, you used to be hot

Wife: *death glare*

Me: …but not as hot as you are now

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