@Phook75: Looking at our latest Comcast bill and I can only pray that our daughter has zero aspirations for college
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@youngkrazz: Somewhere, some Nigerian lawyer is wondering why you're not sending him the personal information that he needs to give you your inheritance
@carlyken: If you can't handle me getting arrested in my pajama pants at Walmart than you don't deserve me buying produce in my yoga pants at Target.
@TweetsByTheTony: El Chapo is a murderous Mexican drug lord. El Chapo Supreme is a murderous Mexican drug lord with sour cream, lettuce and tomato.