@Phook75: Looking at our latest Comcast bill and I can only pray that our daughter has zero aspirations for college
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@heykarlin: Gotta be tough for the guy somewhere who has to say "yeah, she left me for Charles Manson."
@WheelTod: Certain people have been making very hurtful remarks about my choosing to wear mittens rather than gloves But I don't like to point fingers
@StephanieOKC: Someone needs to tell Madonna you can't call it "Girls Gone Wild" when you're a 100.