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@EndhooS: [Looking at ultrasound monitor with my wife]
Wife: Look at it's little heart beating! Isn't it amazing...
Me: It looks like a crossiant

[Looking at ultrasound monitor with my wife]
Wife: Look at it’s little heart beating! Isn’t it amazing…
Me: It looks like a crossiant

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