@elle91: Looking at you, Jesus.
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@jonnysun: JESUS: heaven… must be missing an angel ME: o gee thamk u jesus ur so sweet JESUS: hehe ME: hehe JESUS: time to send u back ME: wait no what
@ItsBobBelcher: To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present, they are due back at the library today.
@Crutnacker: Obama: The Galaxy Note 7 wasn't recalled because it was too secure. Biden: Just let him enjoy my gift, Barack.