@EricaLynnz: Looking for a friend with benefits. Preferably dental.
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@mydmac: When I get naked in front of a man for the first time I never do it slowly and seductively, that would just give him time to get away.
@heatherlou_: My house is clean so please don't eat or drink or come by or let my child come home.
@Boleyngirly: Turns out I can hold my breath with a pillow over my face way longer than an old person. Innocent mistake..
@McKnightyBoo: Sorry I yelled: BLESS YOU and handed you a tissue after you told me you loved me Blow your nose, it will pass